As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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