11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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