your thong is hanging out like whoa
I will die if light touches me.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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