Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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