either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize