"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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