where am i from again
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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