I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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