i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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