Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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