I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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