It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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