real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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