The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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