Christians are straight up FREAKS
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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