I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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