he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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