its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I wannas sexs uuuuu
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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