i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I think people are normalizing furries
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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