Hey man sorry I got all grabby
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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