I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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