physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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