i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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