Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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