I got chris browned last night
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
What drink are we having for lunch?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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