I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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