i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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