just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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