Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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