You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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