honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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