I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So many bounce houses so little time
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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