Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
as a side note pls kill me
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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