I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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