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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Awesome. Ask her out.

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  Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.

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• (949): View more from California

  we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Cure to hiccups..road head..high five

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.

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  People still let you watch their kids?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze

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  My liver has a boner

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.

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• (518): View more from New York

  just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.

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