I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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