Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
3 2 1 whiskey
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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