So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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