My nipple is on Facebook.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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