Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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