I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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Wipe that smile off your face.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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