So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
