you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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