dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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