apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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