Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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