He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I deserve this hangover.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
