dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
3 2 1 whiskey
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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