I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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