I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Is this like a preordered booty call?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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