so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.