Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
honey bunches of taint.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.