Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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