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penguin condom
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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