oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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