if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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