Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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