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I think i peed on brittanys purse
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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